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Post by nikki on Mar 14, 2011 10:15:18 GMT -8
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I posted 500 times and all I got was this stupid shirt.
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Post by sids on Mar 21, 2011 14:49:39 GMT -8
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Post by nikki on Mar 21, 2011 15:18:42 GMT -8
what a babe!
I wonder if her 2 compartments are available for ice cream and soda too......
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Post by mrmayo on Mar 25, 2011 11:49:01 GMT -8
Shes probably high as balls. All the time.
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Post by sids on Mar 31, 2011 18:41:26 GMT -8
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Post by remspeedwagon on Apr 1, 2011 13:49:19 GMT -8
That is gold. Now I wanna die
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Post by stephen on Apr 1, 2011 17:05:41 GMT -8
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sids
chump
I posted 500 times and all I got was this stupid shirt.
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Post by sids on Apr 20, 2011 18:00:21 GMT -8
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sids
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I posted 500 times and all I got was this stupid shirt.
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Post by sids on May 16, 2011 21:29:40 GMT -8
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Post by stephen on May 16, 2011 23:01:41 GMT -8
I love that last part.
"I do not mean to boast..."
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Post by extrasketchy on May 17, 2011 1:11:09 GMT -8
 So what are you going to use it for? |
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Post by sids on May 17, 2011 8:09:06 GMT -8
Well it could help for cycling purposes, see this story: Last year I cycled all the way from Northern England to Paris on a piece of shit bike without a) falling off, b) putting myself into a diabetic coma thanks to an energy slime overdose or c) throwing Basil Faulty (my bike, yes, because he is) into the Seine. I came away with thighs that would make the Bionic Man jealous and a new-found appreciation of group Vaseline application. Nothing really brings you closer to your fellow man quite like slathering petroleum jelly on your nether regions in front of each other (take note Porn Companies! Or, you know, not). However a word of warning: this delightful practice isn't quite as socially acceptable as you might think (shocking I know). For example one day we were lubing up on a nice quiet country lane (as you do), when a woman and her child come round the corner only to witness a group of girls, frozen like perverted rabbits, hands down lycra pants and a giant pot of Vaseline on the floor, greasily shining in the English sun. Goodness knows what was going through this woman's mind, having her young child corrupted by a band of cycling pervs! I really don't understand the stigma attached to Vaseline, people put that shit on their lips all the time but when it comes to putting it on your hoo-ha suddenly you're a social pariah? A well-oiled crotch is far more important than making your lips look a bit shiny, as anyone who has experienced the horror of crotch blisters will testify. When you're sat on a bike for 10+ hours a day you need your inside thighs to be as Grease-y as John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John (god I'm sorry). Take my friend who did the same ride last year - so desperate was she for lubrication in the downstairs department that she, no word of a lie, mashed up a banana and well, you know... Another example of how not to behave in public: we decided that after the disaster of scarring a small child for life, we should move the Vaseline application to the much more private arena of...posh hotel toilets. A word to the wise, don't walk into a hotel in a couple dressed head-to-toe in lycra cradling a pot of Vaseline like it's a newborn infant - they WILL think you're off to have some sort of lunatic, cycling-related anal sex... ...if said Vaseline-Child is also accompanied by ass-numbing gel (I have no idea what the technical terminology is for this) then by crikey you've hit the jackpot and the hotel clerk will definitely at this point assume (ha) that you're off to partake in some sort of ass-play in her lovely shiny bathroom. Alas there simply isn't time to explain that there is a completely legitimate reason why you're walking like John Wayne/wearing padded pants - the fact that there are large pustules in your groin region, the hotel woman doesn't want to hear your crotch-related tales of woe, she just wants you to numb your arse up as fast as possible and get the hell out of her establishment, you're putting the old people off their tea. www.reddit.com/r/bicycling/comments/hd98q/the_joys_of_vaseline_nsfw/ |
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Post by sids on May 19, 2011 13:17:54 GMT -8
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Post by extrasketchy on May 19, 2011 13:43:20 GMT -8
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Post by sids on May 19, 2011 15:15:32 GMT -8
I really like 27b but I am not sure whether that is better or don't even reply
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Post by extrasketchy on May 19, 2011 23:37:53 GMT -8
I really like 27b but I am not sure whether that is better or don't even reply Email from David Throne... Delete, no good can come from it. |
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Post by erikb on Jul 23, 2011 17:04:59 GMT -8
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I posted 500 times and all I got was this stupid shirt.
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Post by sids on Aug 22, 2011 14:09:05 GMT -8
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Post by nlinealac on Aug 22, 2011 15:15:53 GMT -8
...... This seems like a tarck troll. They often refer to disk brakes as dick brakes.
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Post by craig on Aug 22, 2011 15:29:58 GMT -8
yeah, but the poor fuck misspelled brakes as well.
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Post by nlinealac on Aug 29, 2011 0:04:25 GMT -8
Or..... Or.... Maybe his dick broke?.... Maybe..... Huh...... What do you think....... You want a soda............ Would that make you feel better?
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Post by brianburke on Sept 12, 2011 17:19:14 GMT -8
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Post by raycecar on Sept 12, 2011 17:28:39 GMT -8
Exactly, how did you find that? O.o
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Post by brianburke on Sept 12, 2011 17:31:15 GMT -8
You know exactly how I found that.
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Post by sids on Apr 8, 2012 14:49:18 GMT -8
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Post by nlinealac on Apr 8, 2012 17:46:07 GMT -8
Secksay.
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Post by sids on Jul 19, 2012 17:08:39 GMT -8
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