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Post by nlinealac on Mar 22, 2012 10:26:48 GMT -8
your jeans are to tight in the thighs to put things in you pockets but so loose in the waist that you need a belt.
your knees always look dirty.
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Post by Rushing on Mar 22, 2012 10:27:48 GMT -8
Shorts every day of the year.
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Post by craig on Mar 22, 2012 10:57:48 GMT -8
When you nearly die from a car-bike collision about 3-4 times riding from UC to UNLV.
And when you misspell 'you're' in the title. Lulz.
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Post by nlinealac on Mar 22, 2012 11:06:26 GMT -8
You simply do not give a fuck about the spelling of your, because in any important situation MS word will fix it for you.
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Post by rabbi on Mar 22, 2012 11:13:46 GMT -8
When you have no problem with changing into bibs in a car with no tint.
When you base your automobile purchase on how many bikes you can put in/on it.
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Post by erikb on Mar 22, 2012 19:54:04 GMT -8
Your Tan lines make farmer jealous.
You spend more money on your bike at any given point than you do on a GF or wife all together
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Post by nlinealac on Mar 22, 2012 22:19:36 GMT -8
Your bike cost more than you car/truck
You won't take diet pills cause you could get tested, but smoke weed on the weekends
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Post by austin on Mar 22, 2012 22:29:49 GMT -8
wtf ive been saying no to free weed for like the last two months because im afraid ill get drug tested some day. that and i like my lungs.
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Post by craig on Mar 22, 2012 22:42:39 GMT -8
I smoked tobacco once and Olivia hit me. She's my own little angel.
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Post by Rushing on Mar 23, 2012 8:29:35 GMT -8
^^^Ha, ha, ha.
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Post by nlinealac on Mar 23, 2012 11:54:40 GMT -8
Maybe if you weren't smoking it like a little bitch!
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Post by rabbi on Mar 23, 2012 11:54:53 GMT -8
Smoking weed does the same shit.
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Post by rabbi on Mar 23, 2012 11:56:25 GMT -8
Also, when you shave your legs more often than your special lady friend.
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Post by craig on Mar 23, 2012 11:56:44 GMT -8
For real. I love when people claim that weed and hookah is sooo much less bad for you than cigarettes.
And I was in my own god damn house. I can do what I want. Lulz.
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Post by theghabebandit on Mar 23, 2012 12:01:54 GMT -8
i think i read it in BikeSnob,
that being a cyclist that's into smoking,
is equivalent to being into performance cars, but shoving rags and shit into the muffler.
WORTH IT THOUGH.
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Post by austin on Mar 23, 2012 12:04:24 GMT -8
who said that weed and hookah were better for your lungs? i was saying that i like my lungs thats why i dont smoke weed.
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Post by austin on Mar 23, 2012 12:06:28 GMT -8
that is until nu vision all goes to tnw baked as fuck.
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Post by craig on Mar 23, 2012 12:18:21 GMT -8
I hear people say cigs are way worse than hooka, weed all the time. And it wasn't pointed at you, more at Nick. But I only smoke a few cigarettes when I drink, which is seldom now. Aint gonna do me no harm.
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Post by rabbi on Mar 23, 2012 12:21:44 GMT -8
You can also get a suspension for thc in your system from usada.
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Post by austin on Mar 23, 2012 12:25:09 GMT -8
You can also get a suspension for thc in your system from usada. and if you looked at my first post, this was the first reason i havent been smoking weed. i wonder how many pros do it? theres gotta be a few |
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Post by rabbi on Mar 23, 2012 12:59:36 GMT -8
Dave Z's gotta smoke weed.
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Post by nlinealac on Mar 23, 2012 13:24:56 GMT -8
Also fukka cig, i take two hits and I'm high. I smoke five cigs and...... NOTHING. Whats the point?
Also I'm going to blaze with dave Z next interbike.
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Post by nlinealac on Mar 23, 2012 13:30:40 GMT -8
Also, I most def shave more than my lady..........
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Post by josr on Mar 23, 2012 14:02:06 GMT -8
you guys entertain me, keep em coming.
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Post by nlinealac on Mar 23, 2012 14:32:09 GMT -8
You spend more time on bike forums than you do on your bike.
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Post by octaviusprime on Mar 23, 2012 14:38:47 GMT -8
when you go on numerous websites looking at parts and building a fantasy bike in your mind..
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sids
chump
I posted 500 times and all I got was this stupid shirt.
Posts: 1,224
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Post by sids on Mar 23, 2012 16:49:47 GMT -8
The crotch on all of your jeans is blown out
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Post by erikb on Mar 24, 2012 7:44:48 GMT -8
You got more cycling caps than women have shoes
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Post by nonexistanthuman on May 1, 2012 8:27:50 GMT -8
this is for the guys out there!!
"when you are ashamed on meeting your girls parents " or a special girl" cause you rode your bike over there but feel confident that you still have a badass bike to persuade em that your a nice guy"
sigh.. the shit ive been through fixed, if my bike could tell stories it would have its own memoir!!
also if you cant relate.
" ykyac when you get that feeling when you lose control of your tire grip cause you were cornering way too hard in the rain/water/etc" <-- i like this feeling
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Post by fixedlove on May 1, 2012 8:43:04 GMT -8
Check your pm's bro
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